i'm a one (wo)man show

Kellyn.
Feeling 22.
UConn Alumna.
Tree hugger.

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Cats on a roll today. First he was on top of the fridge and knocked down a sample size of wall paint. Then he broke a vase in my moms room.

my macbook fan has been broken for at least a month now i’d say…

so i’ve been using an old toshiba laptop and i really hate PCs and i miss my macbook so much. the seamless design, the pretty little keyboard, that small 13” screen, THE TRACKPAD OMG I MISS THE TRACKPAD SO VERY MUCH

but..i’m too lazy to drive to an apple store because the closest one is maybe a half hour away in new haven and i dont want to pay for parking

i am very angry lately

everyone needs to be extra nice to me or i’m going to flip

queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

(via camacaroni)

And I’m okay with being single. That’s been me most of my life. What angers me is that i feel excluded and most times I would rather be alone at home than hanging out with my friends, and i shouldn’t feel that way.

Seriously though, I want/need one or two single friends who want to do fun things with me

My only single friend lives 4 hours away from me now and my non-single friends all live about an hour away so things have gotten so boring

(And tbh hanging out with couples is not fun and it angers me that this is my life)

Looking for some new friends let me know if you know where I can find some of those

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

And then you hit 22 and everything is not okay

(via strangestbird)

idk if anyone else watched it, but how to get away with murder is probably going to be my new favorite show

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2. 

wait this is great. it reduces waste and i’m all about that.

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

wait this is great. it reduces waste and i’m all about that.

(Source: oetker.co.uk, via ruinedchildhood)

Haycole + jon pardy looking rough af

clearly jon has spent his $100,000 on alcohol

(Source: stalians, via slayrance)

I just got bored and wanted to browse tinder with no intentions of swiping right (or is it left? Whichever way means you’re interested)

But it wouldn’t let me log in with Facebook because i deleted that app off my phone, sooo I downloaded the fb app again which took forever and then it still wouldn’t let me log in

So I took that as a sign that I shouldn’t be on tinder and immediately deleted fb and tinder once again

Trying to watch tv on my laptop like…..

Trying to watch tv on my laptop like…..